Kris Kail

Slacker's Inferno: the Trials and Hardships of a Slacker's Quest for Gurlz, Lunch, and Money Kris Kail

Let me tell you about a man I met when I was still young. Kris Kail is a notorious internet comedian famous for his "pompous, egotistical, pick up artist" character. He's written articles for Gawker, has been criticized by "feminazis" who think he's a low-down, dirty rapscallion, and he's been praised by many in the internet comedy community. Slacker's Inferno is a trip down memory lane where Kail shares his favorite, most mind-boggling stories of going to wild parties, getting drunk off his behind, almost getting the crap beat out of him with a lightsaber toy, fighting with GameStop employees over their trying to sell him an open game as new, and most importantly, how he was able to get over a devestating break up and reboot himself Batman Begins style. He doesn't have money, but what he does have are a particular set of skills, skills that he's acquired over a long career of womanizing, skills that make him a nightmare to fathers and boyfriends the world over. Gurlz, Lunch, and Money - I love being a slacker!