Glen Stanford

How I Wrote 2 E-books in 21 Days: Damn Funny. Seriously. (Volume 2) Glen Stanford 1st edition

Ride a hilarious roller coaster with Glen Stanford as he follows Steve Scott's plan in "How to Write a Nonfiction e-Book in 21 Days!"

Not one to let the writing process cramp his style, this ukulele-playing, bluegrass-singing YouTube sensation (32 views and counting) juggles his new-found fame with astonishing persistence to produce not one, but two works of genius. This is the true story.

FIVE CRITICAL Reasons you MUST read this book:

1. America's Funniest Recipes want you to read this book.
The (secret) recipe for success:
Writer's buzz - 1 oz
Sleepless nights - 2 oz
Tenacity (and beer) - 7 (units left deliberately vague)
Irreverence and political incorrectness - to taste
Espresso - administered intravenously - 55 gal
Pizza (1/2 pepperoni, 1/2 mushroom) - 37 slices
Humility - a whole bunch
Blend and enjoy.

2. Chuck Noris wants you to read this book.
You gonna argue with Chuck? I'm not! He is a huge believer in the power of laughter because it leads to the lowering of stress hormones. This is the carrot AND the stick - lower your stress by laughing and you won't have to worry about Chuck getting angry with you at the same time.

P. S. Chuck Noris is from Eastjesus, Iowa and is in no way related to Chuck Norris, the consummate actor karate-guy who would probably kick my biscuits if I used his name without permission.

3. The Bible wants you to read this book.
The Good Book says "A joyful heart is good medicine" (Proverbs 17:22). Then again, it also says "Judas hanged himself" (Matthew 27:5) and "Go and do likewise" (Luke 10:37) so you gotta be kind of selective when you pick your quotes from this 1700-year-old classic.

4. It's flipping funny and Rated PG, too.
While I might dance around some edgy subjects, I never want my readers to squirm. I leave that to the Ben Stilers of the world.

P. S. Ben Stiler is in no way related to the incredibly funny Ben Stiller, whose masturbatory comedic genius (when he's not meeting some Fokker) always leaves you wanting more.

All of my books are swear-word-free. I tire of today's "comics" who resort to f-bombing their material as if dirty words are the main ingredient instead of an occasional spice.

The worst word you'll ever hear from me is "crap." Feel free to substitute something stinkier if it makes you feel better, but honest humor shouldn't have to rely on shock jock laziness.

Then again, Howard Stearn made $100 million with his lesbian obsession and I sell my books for the price of a cup of coffee, so what do I know?

When you see the word "flipping," you are also free to substitute something racier, like "freaking." It's your theater of the mind, and you are the only one taking the tickets.

That is, unless you object to me using the word "Damn" in the subtitle. That's just too funny to pass up, and I'm #%$#&! using it.

P. S. Howard Stearn is in no way related to the radio professional Howard Stern, for whom I have only the greatest respect. Baba Booey. Oh, and "lesbian" isn't a dirty word anyway, nana.

5. For Writers only:
You will uncover nuggets of resources that will be incredibly helpful on your journey to write and publish your own book. You'll just have to suffer through the fun stuff to uncover them. Think of it as a treasure hunt.

IN SUMMARY
God, Chuck, America's Funniest Recipes and the movie Rating Board all want you to read this book  (and probably Ben and Howard, too). I wouldn't mess with any of them. So it's no coffee for you today -  you have a hormone level to lower.