Alexander J. Ortolano

Foolishness...or is It?: Thought Provoking Mind Wandering and Serious Humor Alexander J. Ortolano

This book is full of miscellaneous trivia. Only about 95% it is Foolishness. Only 30% is good in baseball. The author is mighty proud that he is almost 100% Foolish. Examples of Foolishness contained in this book... * Many fine examples of Congressional Foolishness. * Did you know that people die in alphabetic order each day? * That wall in the Post Office that the Counter Agents keep disappearing behind. Have you ever wondered what goes on the other side? * Did you know that invisible piano players are naked? * Our need to hire law enforcement officers who can't run fast. * How TV Talking Heads save a lot of money. * More examples of Congressional Foolishness. * Why looking good is not good for your longevity. * The real reason why members of congress never change their minds. * A Public Education Quiz to see if you can tell the difference between Foolishness that is made up by the author and Foolishness that is established policy. * What would happen if we all looked exactly alike? * The author of this book finding out that his wife's Prius is more dangerous than you have heard and what he did about it. * More examples of Congressional Foolishness. I know you are now determined to buy and read this book and how delighted you are that it only costs $10.00 (or thereabouts).