Mr. David Butler II

"Why Do men Love Their Cars and Drive the Hell out of Their Women?" (Volume 1) Mr. David Butler II Lrg edition

Men simply love their cars! He spends time pampering her, washing and cleaning her, polishing her until she gleams and shines, and be the most attractive. Lots of hard work are put in to make her look good. He fusses over her and attends to her every complaint. He talks to her and pampers her by making sure she purrs along. He lavishes her with the best oil and decks her with the best fragrance. He dresses her up beautifully with the best cushion fabric or even leather. Every scratch and squeak, he will spare the time and money to rectify. He will give her expensive cosmetic surgery to enhance her with turbo, wings, stickers, sports wheels, rims, and expensive accessories. For her, only the best will do! If only men would treat their wives or girlfriends like they treat their cars, how wonderful that would be! So the question remains, "Why Do Men Love Their Cars and Drive The HELL Out of Their Women?" Well, it's because.....