Walter Timoshenko

Incredibly Stupid Baby Names Walter Timoshenko

Publisher Marketing: "Incredibly Stupid Baby Names" is the timeless classic baby name book that sets you free. Just when you thought you would have to call your kid John or Rachel or even Lisa or Matthew - in order to "conform" and "fit in," or worse yet, to immortalize some long dead relative, here comes - Incredibly Stupid Baby Names - the definitive guide to breaking free from the madness! Finally, a guide to practical names not rooted in any particular tradition. -No belaboring over paying "homage" to the dearly departed (whether they are traveling or actually dead). -No sweating over offending your mother's brother's third cousin. -Complete absolution from not choosing a name rooted in an ancient tome. You won't find common names here - just pure unadulterated magic. Wow! Dream of the possibilities. Why stop at one? String together two or more of these incredibly stupid names for even more impact! ***Better yet, scare the bezinkas out of your nosy and prying in-laws, family members, friends, and anyone else prone to snooping, by leaving a well-worn copy of this book where those meddlers can just happen to "find" it. For MAXIMUM effect, be sure to underline and star some of the most outrageous "names," adding your own very serious looking comments. What fun! "Incredibly Stupid Baby Names" is THE perfect gift for Expectant parents, Baby showers, Grandparents, In laws, Meddling relatives, Including in gift baskets, Annoying friends, Bachelor and Bachelorette parties (nothing like scaring people early), Irritating couples, and so many more! Give the smart gift that says as much about you as it does about your generosity and your caring! Strike a blow for Naming Freedom! When you care enough to give the best, give "Incredibly Stupid Baby Names," the book that is sure to make a lasting impression! "Incredibly Stupid Baby Names" once and for all! Contributor Bio:  Timoshenko, Walter Walter Timoshenko provides brand, management, marketing, and communications guidance for businesses, corporations, professional services firms, and NFPs. He specializes in assisting Professionals, Partners, Managing Members, Managing Partners, CEOs, and other Lead Executives at professional services firms align their marketing and management strategies for success. Named by Accounting Today as one of the "Top 100 Most Influential People," Walter created and served as the first Chairman of the AICPA's Accounting Firm Marketing Forum held annually in New York City. He also delivers speeches and presentations on marketing and branding across the country, and was featured at the AICPA's Future of Accounting Leadership Forum. As an Associate member of the American Bar Association, Walter helped launch one of the earliest series for legal marketing seminars, and frequently taught CLE related courses at the Association of the Bar of the City of New York as well as at various law schools. A professional services marketing and branding commentator at www. TotalBrandMarketing.com, Walter wrote the foreword for "The 7 Secrets of Extraordinary Investors" by Grammy-Award winner William G. Hammer, Jr., and edited a variety of technical books on financing and legal defense.