Joe Dice

Interview of a Mad Man Joe Dice

Lee started to cry and start to ask me for death. I gave him what he wanted. "Lower you head Officer." He did what I had asked an I cut his head clean off in one whack. " So how did you get caught then since the lead officer was of the case was dead?" They found my prints at his house of course. They showed up to my house about ten pm and I knew they where coming. I sat there in my chair with officer Lee's head in my lap. When they came in all I could do is laugh at them. I even asked them if they wanted tea. I guess they didn't find it funny because it only took a few minutes for them to have me on the floor. " Wait my mother told me about this you killed twenty some cops with a bomb." "Yes I did. It was great they where walking me to the car when boom. Body parts all over the place it was great, one finally good bye. As I laid there on the ground I laughed so hard I started to cry. The flames where twenty feet high the smell of burning body filled the night." " Why are you laughing you sick bastard?"