Jennie Hoffer

Smile Like A Saint, Curse Like A Sailor Jennie Hoffer

Attention all potty-mouthed sufferers of identity crisis - HELP IS ON THE WAY...and it is not vodka! As you struggle to connect with your inner bitch and find the fierceness buried deep in your soul, consider this book a gift from the high-heeled gods. Transform the bullsh*t in your life into the fertilizer that will make the dreams in your garden of life grow. Spin everyday struggles into an empowering lesson of strength and confidence, with emphasis on three F words in each tale... Fierceness, Fabulousness and F*ck. There are no superheroes or world leaders in this book; just your everyday female seeking inspiration from everyday experiences. We don't need another Psychologist. We need a Smart Ass. Think of this paper stack as advice from your drunken Psychologist. Covering topics ranging from addiction, relationship woes, diet, social media, anxiety, alcoholism and more, this book will awaken you from your sloppy stupor and inspire you to grab your life by the proverbial balls.