Gordon "gordy the Lordy" McFee

Around The World in 59 Days Gordon "gordy the Lordy" McFee

This is the story of a 72-year old New Zealander Ken Edwards who is told by his Cancer Specialist that he has only two months to live. He sets off on a 59 day around the world trip financed by hacking ATM/Cash Machines. He seeks only peace in his last days, lots of sex with as many women as possible and reconciliation with his two Canadian daughters. Instead as soon as he leaves NZ to Vancouver four dead bodies turn up including that of John Key the former NZ Prime Minister. Key is found shot in the head late at in a Women's Hair Dressing salon in Auckland where he was caressing the off cuts of Women's hair - part of his notorious sexual hair pulling fetish. As Ken continues us his journey more bodies are found in Toronto, Halifax Nova Scotia, Washington DC, Iceland, Syria, Manila and North Korea. The victims include USA President Donald Trump; a lady CIA hit Lady; a Montreal Mobster and his boss and the Presidents of Syria, the Philippians and North Korea. Each time a body is found an old lady with a mop of red hair is seen driving away from the crime scene in a Classic car - Morris Minor, Ford Model A, Mercedes Benz, Rolls Royce, BMW Isetta, MG Midget, AMC Pacer, Studebaker, Centurion Tank and a Pink Cadillac. Who is this person and who is paying her for the hits? Are Ken and the Hit Lady related? Will Ken find a cure to his cancer in Toronto or will he die on the summit of Mt Kilimanjaro in the arms of his latest female conquest? All these questions are answered in the non fiction work written in the "Post truth, alternative facts and false news era".