Jeffrey L Gurian

Man Robs Bank With His Chin Jeffrey L Gurian

HAVE YOU EVER READ OR HEARD UNUSUAL STORIES IN NEWSPAPERS OR ON TV AND ASKED YOURSELF, " COULD THAT ACTUALLY BE TRUE?" FROM THE WRITER/REPORTER OF THE LEGENDARY WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, PRE-CURSOR TO "THE ONION", COMES MAN ROBS BANK WITH HIS CHIN - AND OTHER UNUSUAL STORIES MISSED BY MAINSTREAM MEDIA!
It's a difficult book to describe because there's nothing to compare it to. If you LOVE Monty Python then this is the book for you! If Salvador Dali had written a book of stories then this would be the book!


With a foreword by Scott Dikkers, the man who created The Onion and TheOnion.com this book is the culmination of many years of Jeffrey Gurian's work in gathering the most unusual and bizarre stories from across the planet.


Stories like: Hunter Lost In Wilderness Saved By His MoustacheMan Displays Uncanny Ability To Lift Heavy Objects With His EyeCollege Professor Fired For Casually Removing His Spine In ClassGeorge Washington Wore Wooden PantsMan Removes Own Appendix Using Beer AnestheticTap Dancing For The Criminally Insane

When you read this book, with blurbs on the cover from Richard Lewis from "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Nick Kroll from Comedy Central's "Kroll Show", and Colin Jost from "Weekend Update" on SNL, you will understand why the Gurian News Network (GNN) is widely known as your source for "All The News That's Fit To Dance To!"


And you will find yourself asking, ... "Could these stories possibly be true?"
"Ever since I met Jeffrey Gurian good things started happening to me. Coincidence? YES!!!"- COLIN JOST- WEEKEND UPDATE GUY AND HEAD WRITER AT SNL
"These hilarious stories and the author's longtime reputation as a top comedian makes you wonder why he isn't selling out clubs in North Korea!" - RICHARD LEWIS-HBO'S CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM

You can read more about Jeffrey and GNN on his website at https: //www.comedymatterstv.com


On Instagram he's @jeffreygurian and in 2020 Jeffrey was honored with a documentary film about his life and multiple careers https: //vimeo.com/414818932
FOR THE MOST FASCINATING READ IN YOUR LIFE ORDER "Man Robs Bank With His Chin- And Other Unusual Stories Missed By Mainstream Media" YOU WON'T BE SORRY!!!!

AND IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL, ... THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE JEFFREY WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE!!! (LOL)