Dan Mehlman

Another Other Karamazov Brother Dan Mehlman

You might remember me. Once upon a time, I was almost a successful writer, and if not for the fact that very few people read my books, and those who did kept taking me to court, I still might be someone with a future in this industry. My fleeting moment of success was wonderful though--I was that guy who helped write the sequel to the greatest novel of all time. (No, not that novel, but definitely the other one.) Despite my misfortune, there's still more work to do. That successful novel I mentioned? It still needs to become an epic motion picture... and it's my responsibility to ensure that it does. I have no idea what I'm doing, so what's the worst thing that can happen? It's not like I have to worry about getting sued by a fame-seeking demagogue (again). That was so 2016.